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Day 9: Do “Something” before breakfast.”

My alarm went off at 5:35 as it has every day for the last ten days or so.  But this morning instead of deciding that my back hurt too damn bad to get up and “do something” I elected to peel my creaky body out of bed and “do something.”   [In truth I snoozed two times… so it was 5:53.  And I had considered changing my plans.  There are two things that make me incredibly happy, make my day smooth sailing, put a smile on my face, on my flushed, sweaty face.  Given the grumblings from the other side of the bed I was not going to get anywhere with my other something “to do.”] So I got up, got dressed, found my neglected running shoes and got my act together.

Look how thrilled I was about this.  The upside of getting up and out the door before it is stifling hot outside but after is no longer dark that is I decided to forego the gym and WALK around the neighborhood.  I hate walking.  But in light of the fact that I have been nearly immobilized by my recent efforts to run too far, too fast, too often I elected to take a walk.   About 15 minutes in to my walk I realized that I was sweating, and maybe this wasn’t so lame.  I was pleasantly surprised to see that it was not hideously hot outside.  I engaged in an internal struggle to not start running.  But in an effort to stay true to my efforts at knocking out Day 8’s challenge today (avoid addictive things) I did not pick up the pace and run.  Even though I wanted to so very badly…

So today’s challenge was right on time.  I got back on the morning exercise horse.  Even though I’d rather have ridden somethign else.

I feel good about today.  So, did day 9 change my life, nope.  But it got me back on track. So fuck yeah, Day 9.  Thanks for the kick in the ass.  And also, thank you to wherever the weather really comes from.  Because by 7 am it was only two degrees warmer.  

Wow.  And thanks to the kid at the pool whom I no longer remember that first pointed out that my head totally looks like an egg.  You’ve really given me somethign to focus some of my self-loathing on, something that is totally unchangeable…  That’s one smiling egg shaped head having girl right there.

Day 8.  Cut out addictive substances for the day and see how much purer you feel.

Today I am going caffeine and soda free.  So far, so good.   I am stubborn enough to cut somethign out for eh day on principle.  I struggle with life-long decisions, with absolutes, I suppose.  I can always imagine a circumstance where it would be appropriate to change my mind.

So, how “pure” do I feel?  Pretty damn pure.  I have had a gajillion glasses of water thus far today.  That has to be helping.  And I got some exercise in this morning, so I suspect that it to credit both for the smile on my face and the thirst that is motivating my water chugging… So Day 8.  Eh.  Hasn’t changed my life.  But it has been the reminder I perhaps needed that I am happier when I am treating myself and my body with the respect it deserves.

Roughly, of course, but with infinite tenderness….

It wasn’t 1:56. But it was close. And I was at work. That counts for something, right?

And since we have had no A/C (fixed now but still quite warm in here) I guess my red face didn’t really garner much attention when I emerged from the bathroom. Because of course there was NO ONE here when I skipped out on mental vacation. And everyone has come back from lunch now. Pardon the expression.

I bet my lunch was better than their lunch. I’m still grinning.

Fantasy was lame. Had to rearrange a few things…. but I liked this line “Roughly, of course, but with infinite tenderness….”

And yeah… there’s no accompanying picture for this post.

Edited to add: World land speed record. 4 minutes start to finish.

Day 5: Print this Out Of Order sign and stick it somewhere.

I sucked at this challenge. I can’t print at home, so I made an Out of Order sign. And I carried it around with me all weekend and it never got stuck anywhere. At first I thought it would be funny to stick it on the sign in the parking lot at Target that says “These premises are monitored by a camera.” But I didn’t want to explain to Emily all day long why I had climbed up the pole. I considered sticking it on my nether regions as they have been out of order for seemingly FOREVER but in a miracle of miracles my week and some change long period halted long enough for Saturday morning “cartoons” to be enjoyed.
So, yeah… I had planned on trying to complete this challenge. And then I came in to work this morning to find that we had no A/C. I think that is punishment from the “This Book Will Change Your life” gods. “Oh yeah, you think you can just do your challenges when you feeeel like it. Well, we’ll show you. How do you like your air conditioning out of order? Still think you can just carry around that sign??”

So Day 5 was a miss. But I have been punished.

So when I started reading the challenge I so very much hoped it said “the opening line to your MUSICAL” because when I was about seven years old I penned this line…

“I’m HILARIOUS, I’m GREGARIOUS…”

and yeah… that’s still all I’ve got. And it still makes me giggle every time I think about it.

Today’s challenge featured a map of the world and simple directions –  color in those countries to which you have been a certain color, those you’re planning to visit this year, and those that you plan to visit before you die, and those that you don’t care to see.

Today’s challenge was pretty easy for me.  I’ve only been a few places.  And all of those places were a port on a cruise to somewhere… so I really don’t feel like I have been there.  Jamaica, Mexico, The Grand Caymans, BVI, Puerto Rico, Belize… I know I am leaving some out.  Cruise travel is great for spending time with a person, talking, laughing, eating, drankin’… not so good for really seeing a country, meeting people, eating local food…

Where would I like to go?  There are still Vitos in Italy.  (My mother’s maiden name, my grandfather is second generation American born, I believe.)  There are Bresnahans in Ireland.  I’d like to go to both of those places.   I’d like to go to France and drink wine and eat cheese and take walks and fall in love with a certain someone all over again… but not until we are old and gray.  (Or perhaps when I am old and gray and he is still dashing and younger than me. :wink.) Because I think there’s a time for travel to a place that is outside of your comfort zone, perhaps a time when you’re trying to redefine who you are, who you are to the person with whom you are traveling….

Is there anywhere I can say i’d not like to go?  Nope.  I’m pretty game for anything typically.

Will I be going anywhere out of the country this year?  Nope.

My thoughts on traveling and the little lady?  There is so much of this country I have still not seen.  So much to be proud of, to be grateful for, to be in awe of… we’ll see a good bit of that hand in hand before we set off on an international voyage, I think.

I’d like to see the Grand Canyon for my 40th birthday.  I think turning 40 will frighten me.  That perhaps I will wonder if I have done enough.  I imagine standing at the edge of the Grand Canyon will make me feel small.  And that feeling of smallness will remind me how very much I have done.  Even though I am so very, very small.

Day 2: The love of your life
Today, gaze at everyone wondering whether they might be the one true love of your life, the one destined for you and you alone, and whether you might be passing them by forever…Act in consequence.

tell me love has always scared you
like the things under your bed
baby we can walk on water
like some junkies swore they did
you call me on the phone
you say that it is crucial
stick your fingers in your ears till they explode
mind his business and roll along as usual

we must grab eachothers collar
rise out of the water
to know as well as i do and
it’s no fun to die alone

after all that i’ve been through
your the only one that matters
(climb to safety)

“Act in consequence” says today’s challenge.  I kinda feel like I get a free pass today.  I guess I needed a pat on the back today, I can’t think of any other reason why the day two challenge would not seem like much of a challenge to me at all.  I have never not wondered whether or not the person/place/food/cigarette in front of me at that moment in time might be the very best, the very last, the very one meant for me.  It’s what I do.  I love freely.  And this is my favorite thing about me.  Love makes me feel safe.  Not being loved but loving.  And not just people.

When I was younger and frequently “enhancing” my day to day activities I used to be well known for stopping everything and proclaiming “I LOVE RIGHT NOW!”   just to make sure the people, the place, the mac and cheese, the cold beer all knew that I’d change NOTHING about this moment, that I loved it.  And in turn I loved me.  Because I was the mastermind that made RIGHT NOW happen, right?

Something about momming it up has me focusing too much of my love out and not in. I love Em so fiercely that I forget to stop and love RIGHT NOW and the me that made it happen.  Working on that.

So today, in part because I only have seen three other people today as of this writing (MQD, Em and my boss’s son) I decided to try and stop and think about a few RIGHT NOWs.  And I loved every god damn one of them.

A sampling…. 8:05 am, my kitchen smelled like coffee and I perfectly peeled a hardboiled egg.  A small victory.  But I fucking love that.  9:27 am, I ate that egg and the inside was not at all green.  I really fucking love that.  And the insides of several others made at the same time ARE green.  SO THIS egg was meant to be mine. 12:20 I found an open source software to solve my work-related problem. Umm, FREE solution to a problem.  Yeah, I fuckgin love that! HAHA 1:18, I typed fucking “fuckgin” and that is one of my favorite typos!!  I LOVE RIGHT NOW.

Loving right now is as easy as I remember.  I am going to fall in love all over again with right now over and over.  And try not to let it be so infrequent.

Exhibit A: Me, loving the shit out of RIGHT NOW, my tiara, my POS convertible, my roommate, my pajamas, my Guiness tshirt that said PISSED.

And so as to not skirt the original assignment all together.  Am I hopelessly in love with my boss’ son?  Nope.  I am wildly jealous of the fact that he just bought a school bus, converted it in to an RV/mobile recording studio and almost always smells like grass, yes, but jealousy and a sweet motherfucking schoolbus but does not true love make.

Am I head over heels for my little lady?  Guilty as charged.  If there is any Order to this Universe it was that Order that brought her to me. She saved me.  Time and again she saves me…

And the really very scary answer to the actual question.  Yeah… MQD is pretty much the One.  And am I passing him by? Not at all.  Am I failing to trust him sometimes because of my heaps and heaps of baggage?  Not anymore.  This morning’s long overdue honest conversation assured me of that.  21 months ago he looked at me like this and I started falling, fearlessly falling and yet somehow forgetting to love all the RIGHT NOWs that have transpired between now and then…. I won’t be forgetting anymore.

Day One: of this challenge

Do One Press Up.
This is noteworthy because I have been on gym hiatus. I woke up this morning thinking I needed to get my shit together. Then I checked my email from my bed, a nasty habit, I admit, and there in front of my eyes was the first line of the first challenge. “Do One Press Up.” Today was gonna be “Get your shit together and stop acting like big damn crybaby” Day anyway, so this seemed like a good enough place to start. I just did one push up on the floor in my office and I felt awesome. I put myself on gym hiatus because I’d started experiencing a lot of joint pain from insisting I run everyday, from pushing myself too hard. I knew I was gettign a little obsessive and I needed a break. To check myself and make sure that I was really being healthy and not romancing my old nasty habits of being psychotic about my weight. So yeah.. a break was needed. But not one this long. So today, one push up and a yoga class if I can get my ass back to the gym. And maybe an effort to revisit the way I look at my gym “addiction.” Maybe I am just addicted to feeling awesome. Maybe I am addicted to an hour of shitty 80’s hair metal, or Girl Talk or watching 6 am CNN. But I think it is probably to feeling like a fucking BadAss. Because one push up later, I am smiling more than I have in ten days. And I know it didn’t just make me magically thinner. It just made me magically more awesome.

Decide which one of your toes is the prettiest.
My second toe on my right foot is my favorite. Because it is the longest and the thinnest, of course. I realize that I am sounding like a 17 year old girl and you might very well be thinking “Dude, this isn’t a fucking therapy session, honey, getchyerself the latest Cosmo and write them a letter, k?” But I thought this whole exercise would be more valuable if I was honest. With myself. And consequently with y’all. I don’t spend a lot of time in this place in my head but it is where I am today. In my 17 year old head…. it’s not that awesome…. so yeah, I like that toe. And it’s my toe that makes me an 11 in some shoes, which qualifies me to feel like a drag queen on occasion, a feeling I secretly enjoy.

Leave work five minutes early.
I am a nut about timeliness. I am never late to work. And I always stay 4 minutes past 5. Today I plan to vamooose at 4:55. I know. I am a fucking wild woman. If i leave “early” I have no excuse not to get out the door to yoga tonight. I had a nine minute jump start on my night, yo.

And just an added reminder to myself…. this is the 17 year old’s head I live inside. She was a helluva girl. Still is. Even when I feel like nothing will be good enough I remind myself that every day is a new one. And that 17 year old girl is watching me. And I know enough now to take better care of her now than I did then….