Who? me?

I’m a mom and a wife and a girl and sometimes a lady.  I was born in 1976.  I have a fondness for all things 80s and have just started the gentle slide in to “the middle years.”

My oldest daughter was born in 2005.  I am raising a tiny version of myself and it is every bit as trying as you’d think.   But she is rad.  She is way funnier than you or me or your funniest friend.  This is saying a lot.  Because I find myself highly amusing.

My husband was born in 1983.  He will always be my trophy husband, sitting back and relying on his youth and good looks.

I fell in love with a boy in a vulgar t-shirt drinking PBR and he became a man in a suit who owns a house before my very eyes. When he thinks something is really out of this world great he says it is “good.”  So when I say he is “good” I mean he blows my mind every day.

Our little Lucy was born in January of 2012.  She reminds me every day that life is short.  And joyous.  And filled with shit and vomit and somehow it is beautiful.

We have a pretty damn good time in my family.  We laugh a lot.  We cry and yell and laugh some more.

Taste better than a t-bone steak
Excitement on the side
If we don’t find some place to get off
Gonna lose it on the ride

Well you and me baby, go hand in hand
Like a bowlegged woman, and a knock-kneed man

Well you and me baby, go hand in hand
Like a bowlegged woman, and a knock-kneed man

~Calvin Carter & Bobby Rush

22 responses to “Who? me?

  1. Kelly you left me a beautiful comment on my blog and I popped over here to check you out! You had me a long boobs! I can’t wait to get to know you more! Great blog.

  2. First time reader, excited to explore more!

  3. Your first line rocks! Love it!

  4. HOW have I never looked at this before? This is perfect and now I want a steak.

  5. PBR and steak references in one post? Will you be my friend new best friend, please?

  6. Kelly, thanks for stopping by my blog and following…love your blog and looking forward to reading more! Cheers :)

  7. I have nominated you for a Beautiful Blogger Award. I look forward to your posts because they always make me laugh!

    If you wish to accept, please visit my blog for further details http://compostingwords.net/2013/01/12/beautiful-blogger-award-thanks-to-these-bloggers-for-adding-beauty-to-the-world/

  8. Your life sounds like a fun place to hang out!

  9. I look forward to reading more about you and your quirky family!

  10. Hi! Thanks for visiting my blog. :)
    Loved what I’ve read so far and I am looking forward to reading more!

  11. I’m not stalking you…you are just effin funny and a great writer!!! Love it.

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