I’m a mom and a wife and a girl and sometimes a lady. I was born in 1976. I have a fondness for all things 80s and have just started the gentle slide in to “the middle years.”
My oldest daughter was born in 2005. I am raising a tiny version of myself and it is every bit as trying as you’d think. But she is rad. She is way funnier than you or me or your funniest friend. This is saying a lot. Because I find myself highly amusing.
My husband was born in 1983. He has one more year to be my trophy husband, sitting back and relying on his youth and good looks and then will be the big 3-0.
I fell in love with a boy in a vulgar t-shirt drinking PBR and he became a man in a suit who owns a house before my very eyes. When he thinks something is really out of this world great he says it is “good.” So when I say he is “good” I mean he blows my mind every day.
Our little Lucy was born in January of 2012. She reminds me every day that life is short. And joyous. And filled with shit and vomit and somehow it is beautiful.
We have a pretty damn good time in my family. We laugh a lot. We cry and yell and laugh some more.
Thanks for stopping by, if you’d like to see more, “like” my facebook page for some added nonsense that never makes it to this page.
Taste better than a t-bone steak
Excitement on the side
If we don’t find some place to get off
Gonna lose it on the ride
Well you and me baby, go hand in hand
Like a bowlegged woman, and a knock-kneed man
Well you and me baby, go hand in hand
Like a bowlegged woman, and a knock-kneed man~Calvin Carter & Bobby Rush
Excitement on the side 
Hello Kelly! I’ve decided to read and follow 15 interesting and new blogs a day every day for the first month of 2015, and yours is today’s #2! Feel free to come visit me when you can at http://www.thatssojacob.wordpress.com, and follow if you like what you read. Happy new year and happy blogging!
So nice to “meet” you! I hope I cam keep your attention after your January bender! :)
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Tag! You’re it! I’ve chosen you for The Versatile Blogger Award! Follow this link back to my post to find out more … http://puckerupbuttercup.wordpress.com/2013/09/09/let-me-entertain-you/
How’s that for some love?
The first of my seven fun facts? I suck at awards. I appreciate it so much!! But I never get around to writing the “blogger” blogs I have in my head… Thank you, thank you, thank you, to the mooooon!
Thanks for checking out my blog Kelly! Much appreciated.
Your blog is excellent- keep up the great work!
-Andrew
Muchas gracias.
I like We have a pretty damn good time in my family. We laugh a lot. We cry and yell and laugh some more.
Thanks. It is the simplest way to sum up my household. And if I was pushed I’d have to admit I do most of the crying and the yelling. And probably most of the laughing.
Just saw your comment on another blog and thought I would check you out! We have tons in common! I was born in 79 and love the 80’s and also live in NC! Nice to “meet” you!
Nice to “meet” you! I will have to stop by and check you out.
Nice T-bone costume, you boner. Diggin’ your blog. Over and out.
Hello!!! I just nominated you for the Liebster Award Keep up your amazing posts. Check it out…http://rachelwhims.wordpress.com/2013/03/08/i-am-the-champion-my-friends/
Thank you, thank you!! I am awful about doing these posts, but I greatly appreciate it.
Love this my husband is 1977 I am 1973…but for some reason he is my old man ….
Now I find both you and your blog quite interesting :) Am having fun !!!
Excellent. Happy you are “here.”
Am happy too ;) that I’m “there”
I’ve given you the very inspiring blogger award at http://ldsconvertblog.com/2013/01/01/i-better-get-this-awards-thing-done/ Please come check it out.
Muchas gracias, friend. I am notoriously slow going at getting around to these. But I appreciate it BIG time. :)
No problem. I usually don’t keep track, so no worries. I’m sure I’ve completely forgotten about one or two that I’ve gotten.
Ha, the price of fame, no? ;)
Something like that….or…..I killed too many memory brain cells back in the day.
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I nominated you for a Liebster Award and said nice things about you. You can check it out here, if you like: http://javaj240.wordpress.com/2012/11/21/thank-you-fat-lies-and-fairytales-the-liebster-award/
Look at you having all your “about” shit together!! lol Just love your “get to the heart of the matter” style of writing. :)
:) Thank you!!
Found you via Le Clown. Love you already.
I was gonna make a crack about how we could go out for a but before you told me you loved me, but then I stopped by and read a recent post, and yup… the love is mutual.
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Le Clown sends me. I like you already. :)
Happy to have you here.
You’re kind of cool.
Just kind of? I am gonna need to try harder.
I will probably come back and tell you in all caps how marvelous you are at a later time.
But, kind of cool is better than kind of a loser :).
Ha! Fair enough. After I replied I thought “do I sound like an asshole?” But I assume if you hang around you will draw that conclusion. I will continue to shoot for the stars, aiming for an all caps MAGNIFICENT.
Kelly,
Le Clown did notice you this morning on Twitter and Facebook. This is how hard Le Clown is working this morning. Liked you back everywhere. We are now BFF. Let’s now enjoy coffee together.
Le Clown
Now we are thick as thieves. Let’s skip past coffee and take a short vacation.
Kelly,
Must be warm. Real, real, warm.
Le Clown
Umbrella drinks? Check.
Kelly,
Aren’t we gone yet?
Le Clown
Hahah you’re awesome. Thanks for following my blog! Yours in great! Look forward to your posts!
Hello there, I can’t really remember how I landed on your blog, but I’m glad I did. It’s funny how our paths followed somewhat parallel tracks for a while. Glad you get to be a “boring” happily married mum, while I get to be the haggard working single mum of two though ;). At least one of us got it right :).
Greetings all the way from France
:) It is “Four is a Family.” That is how we bumped in to one another. I’ll keep my fingers crossed for you. I never imagined that I’d get a do-over. Yet, here I am. In the meantime, I daresay the wine is better in France!!
Aah, yes, Four is a family!
And sure, the wine is better here, so I obviously got the better deal hands down ;).
Take care of yourself, and your lovely brood x
Hi there :) I’m Just Passing though to let you know that I selected you for the Kreative Blogger Award. In my eyes. there is no pressure to abide by the rules or follow up; but if you would like to know why i selected you or know more about the award, then you can click my link here. http://nocturnefirefay.wordpress.com/2011/12/21/kreativ-blogger-award/ congratulations.
Nocturnefirefay.
I’ve seen on panic show, but can’t say I remember much of it. It was trippy though.. uh maybe that’s why I don’t remember?????