Because funny and gross go hand in hand, don’t they?
Cha Cha Cha – It seems the Google and the Readers love it when you write about diarrhea. I give you my favorite pregnancy related post, aptly titled.
The Overshare of Overshares – The crown gem on my pregnancy irreverence – my PSA to the Blind and The Men and Women That Get Down With Them. Ever wonder what I thought about the last time I cleaned up the lady bits with a razor before giving birth? Of course you did!
A Dirty Business – A lengthy drawn out excuse to post a picture of my boobs and use the term “anal prison.”
Welcome to our Ool – And just in case you thought my grossness was limited to baby news and being pregnant. Nope. I pee in the shower.
Running Skirts: They Hide the Pee – I can’t stop with the pee posts, guys. Pee and sweat! And running! And superfluous use of the word crotch! What’s not to love?
So, it’s been a while since I have been disgusting – This one time I almost pooped in my pants. But I didn’t.