This morning Le Clown and his motley crew only needed to raise $355 more dollars to meet their goal!!
For the love of prostates make a donation!! Lucy’s mustache still hasn’t come in but the hair on her head is just barely representing. It is not for lack of trying!!
We take Movember seriously in our house and so should you. I have a dad, a stepdad, a father-in-law, a husband and an ex-husband. Without any one of these men the lives of all three of the women in the picture above would be wildly different. We are lucky that we have all five of them in our lives. One man in six will be diagnosed with prostate cancer. One man in the five listed above has already beat it.
Donate if you can. And if you can’t – tell six men you love to make an appointment to see their doctor. We’re serious. Just call them up and say “Hey, I love you. Make a doctor’s appointment, please.”
You’ll feel good once you did. I promise.
So is dieting.
I think breaking up and dieting are both really shitty ways to spend your time. So, instead of dieting I prefer to just eat healthy most of the time and commit to staying active.
Instead of breaking up I think we should just take a break. You and me. I know I said I would write every day this month. But I have something better to do. With family in town for the weekend I think I need to focus 100% of my energy on how really fantastic my kids are. Not everyone wants to talk about that I have recently noticed and I need to take full advantage.
Please don’t diet while I am gone. You’re probably already missing me. Don’t add insult to injury.
And if you are quietly rejoicing because you have come to the conclusion (as I have) that my plan to Keep, Trash and Donate all month long and regale you with tales from the inside of my closets and drawers is painfully dull perhaps even more boring than last Decembers Christmas countdown of ornaments?? Well, just keep that to yourself. I am a sensitive girl.
If you are bored in my absence may I suggest you play Pantyhose Face? or Frozen Pizza Box TV Face? Dieting and breaking up are both really difficult. Entertaining yourself shouldn’t be. And if you still need amusement? Go visit my friend, Le Clown at Clown on Fire. He thinks I am smart and funny. He has other good qualities but so far those are my favorites.
See you in a few days!