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Bitch & Moan

I maintain I have a pretty sunshiny view on life.  This in spite of the fact that I  am a pregnant woman, hence I am prone to making my complaints known (or as I like to see it making “gentle observations.”)

This morning’s observation:  why in the FUCK does a bagel have to have a hole in the middle?  Delicious whole wheat bagel with your 2.4 grams of fiber why must you complicate matters with your hole? I am a capable woman.  A smart woman.  And yet daily the spreading of my also oh so delicious grape jelly on a bagel is enough to make me want to kill a motherfucker.  Why?  Why the hole?  You serve no purpose! (Incidentally I am a capable googler.) Continue reading