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Fashion Sense

“But how, how do you know everything, Mom?”

And I answer, as I always do, taking the first sip of my morning coffee,”Because I have an enormous brain.”  And through the holes in her skeleton ski mask I can see she’s not buying it this morning.  “And because I have lived for a long, long time.”

“Oh.  And your mom taught you everything?”

“Yes, Emily.”

Although, I suspect she’d say she is not responsible for our fashion sense, or lack thereof.  When Em came in to the bathroom and said “Can I wear this to school?” she must have seen me hesitate.  So, she followed up with “It matches.”

And off to school we went.