In preparation for attending Baby D’s arrival in to the world Emily and I have been watching some birth videos. This morning I told her that she doesn’t have to be brave, she can just tell me what she really thinks. “I think I want to be brave, but it might just get too creepy. Like when the vagina just grows and grows… because you know it is going to have to get HUGE.”
Creepy? I’ll give her creepy….. the kid is a shark. She is growing a second row of teeth BEHIND her baby teeth.
But I still made her cookies and let her flop on the couch and watch Annie on the iPad. I mean… it IS kind of creepy. All those HUGE vaginas.
Maybe there is room for me under that blanket…