If you give a kid a car nap than you might be stuck sitting in the car.
If you are in your car in the driveway you might just watch Breaking Bad on your phone.
But if you finished Breaking Bad yesterday you might not be ready for another commitment.
If you’re not ready for a commitment you might just sit in the front seat and look out the window.
If you look out the window you might start to think about how much you really, truly hate lariope.
If you hate lariope, you might decide to just pull a little up.
If you pull out a little you might find yourself digging up shit loads of lariope while your kid naps in the air-conditioned car.
And when the bus gets home you might go buy a roll of weed mat and eight bags of mulch.
And now it is 5:30 and there is nothing but one glass of wine in the fridge and no dinner. Who works here? What did she do all day? Because she sure didn’t make anything for dinner.
Special thanks to Laura Numeroff and If You Give a Mouse a Cookie.