It is a common refrain “It happens so fast! It’s amazing how much you forget!” Kids grow so quickly. They move from one stage to the next almost seamlessly and you somehow forget completely what was happening only last week.
I thought this rule about completely forgetting the details of portions of your life was specific to raising children. Somehow the lack of sleep combined with the excitement of reaching the next milestone contributes to the forgetting, I assumed.
Yesterday I went in to my office, to my old job. What do you call it when you have an office in a building but you don’t really go there anymore but you might again someday and no one has exactly replaced you because things are slow? In any case, Lucy and I headed in to the office around 8:15. As soon as I got to the end of the street I noticed something weird.
There were a lot of cars. A lot of cars. On the road heading to work were lots and lots of people. We live in a pretty rural area. I get out of our neighborhood several times a day utilizing the rolling stop and look both ways method. But this? All this… traffic… I didn’t know what to make of it at first.
“Damn. There’s a lot of cars all over the place, Goose.”
Somehow I had forgotten all about this morning “rush hour,” such as it is.
I continued on my way to work. Perhaps you recall my commute to work. I drive from my semi-rural neighborhood right smack dab in to the middle of nowhere. It’s not unusual to see a cow. A chicken. A horse. I slow down when I see a dog near the road. Even though I know they are likely not lost it is a habit.
I slowed down when I saw the first dog. A bigger black lab-ish looking dog. As I neared the dog he took on the tell-tale dog pooping posture and I giggled. Because I have the intellect of a twelve year old boy.
A hundred yards later I saw another dog. A smaller tan dog. I had barely recovered from the hilarity of seeing a dog poop when Blammo!! Another dog pooping. I had tears in my eyes by now.
I did not recall my drive to work being so hilarious.
I was almost to my office. I saw the third dog from a great distance. A husky sort of mixed breed. He circled a mailbox as dogs are apt to do.
And then (I am not sure I can resist the temptation to write “I shit you not”) he assumed the position.
Three. Three dogs pooping. It was crazy. And an awful lot of cars. That’s what I saw on my way to work on Friday. I was not prepared for this. I forgot a lot about what it’s like to drive to work in the last six months.
For the first time in a long time my post has no related picture. You’re welcome.
(Sidenote: I told MQD this amazing tale over coffee this morning. He was not sufficiently impressed. When he failed to recognize the overwhelming amusement in this turn of events I declared I was leaving our breakfast date to share this fine story with the interwebz. So he is to blame for my wasting the last three to five minutes of your life.)
i laugh at pooping dogs too!!… and my laughter is accompanied by POINTING… it’s like a terrible natural reflex… lol
Hahaha – thanks for not including a picture.
Every now and again I have got to do the right thing.
Thanks, Kel. I needed this.
This tale has some significance to me. But it was only two dogs. And I was home. And they were both pooping in my living room. On rhe white carpet Simultaneously. Sounder and Tippy. Those were the days….
Damn animals. :)
Poop stories = the best stories. Always.
The very best!
Well, I see the humor here. Takes one to know one. You make my day lady.
Excellent! I am pretty lucky, MQD gets me almost all of the time. But this morning his face was priceless. “Really? That was a long story. A long story that said “I drove to work and there lots of cars and three dogs pooping.” Ha!