I have missed my calling. If only I was in an 80s Hair band then I would write songs about folding cloth napkins. Hiding Under the Napkins would be the first hit off my album titled “Stay At Home Rock.” Lucy would be my number one fan.
(Sadly I just realized that my fantastic audio file will not appear on a mobile device. If “audio” appears as a link, have a listen. If not? Just trust me, it’s catchy. And in case you’re wondering “where is Lucy?” the answer is simple. “She’s hiding under the napkins!!!”)