The short answer to the question “For fuck’s sake, haven’ t you ever heard of spell check?” is “Yes, of course, I have. But spelling is not my problem.”
I can’t type. Like I really, really can’t type. I look at the keys, I use all my fingers and I am speedy as hell. But I am wildly inaccurate in my pecking and I am okay with this. And if I reread and reread my ramblings too awful much before hitting “publish” I will begin to second guess the writing of it at all… so there you have it.
Warts and all.

FFS! HA HA HA, I say it often, but in my head only. Great post :) Cheers, MJ
I love that you have a whole page devoted to this question.
Ha! I don’t care if someone thinks what I say is stupid, so long as they don’t think I can’t spell it.