“Mom, can I dye my hair like a rainbow.”
“No.”
“But you had blue hair.”
“Yes. I did.”
“How old were you when you had blue hair?”
“30.”
“Okay when I’m 30 I’m going to dye my hair like a rainbow.”
“Great idea.”
“Mom, can I dye my hair like a rainbow.”
“No.”
“But you had blue hair.”
“Yes. I did.”
“How old were you when you had blue hair?”
“30.”
“Okay when I’m 30 I’m going to dye my hair like a rainbow.”
“Great idea.”
“Mom, you know I know things that you don’t even know.”
“Really? Like what?”
“Like cartwheels. Oh. But I don’t know how to do a cartwheel.”
“I do.”
“Oh. Then nevermind. You know everything I know. You’re pretty amazing.”